We're like, "THIS IS ALREADY A REALLY, REALLY SHIT DAY.
This isn't to say that women shouldn't earn Ph Ds, or become CEOs, or generally strive to achieve traditionally masculine goals.
Whether or not women "should" do something is a separate question entirely from what will happen if they do.
This might seem harsh, and it is perhaps slightly hyperbolic; after all, it is fairly interesting to know that a girl is successful at her job, or that she works with someone famous - and an award is always impressive.
But none of these things translate into sexual or romantic attraction.
Someone who fingered you said it was like diddling a Gonk. We're not wise, or in touch with nature, or down with it.
Imagine if you had to get your bum-hole stripped every 30 days — lest the mean girls at school corner you on the bus home and go, "I've heard you're like Catweazle down there.
It is true, that a significant group of our patients are women over 40 years of age.
In the last few years, we have seen the number of women in this age category coming to the clinic for fertility treatment dramatically rise.
I've dated countless women and it has always amazed me how little they know about men.
If nothing else, this blog is an outlet for voicing my astonishment at the typical female's ignorance of the male mindset.
I'm gonna be honest with you — for the first five years of my adult life, most of my decisions were made by the contents of my pants. If we're getting sexually harassed, is it because we're wearing the wrong skirt? Besides, as discussed above, men need feminism almost as badly as women do.